Susan ann reames in santa monica4/6/2024 ![]() ![]() The more people receive from the government, the more anti-government they become. Northern blue states get less government spending than Southern reds. Retirees head for the Arizona desert, and before you know it, you’ve got old coots in love relationships who, had they remained in Minnesota, would’ve sat in the Legion club drinking bourbon and Seven and griped about the cold and kept their hands off each other. And also to reverse the flow of people to the Southwest. The way to fend off gay marriage is to reduce carbon emissions. Warming trends enabled the tribe to move into Massachusetts. ![]() They like to show off their legs and keep tan, that’s why. Back when winter was winter, gay guys lived in Key West and New Orleans and Santa Monica. The rise in homosexuality coincided with global warming. A man who on a bitterly cold day would squat on the ice and fish through a hole now is wearing yellow shorts and flip-flops with rhinestones on the straps, and preparing a salad with endive and sliced pear and walnuts and gorgonzola, and when his wife puts her arms around him and blows in his ear, he thinks, “What is that supposed to mean?” ![]() The temperature drops and snow falls and men feel the primal urge to hurl themselves into the teeth of the storm and rescue the livestock, but after a week of temperatures in the 100s those same men become fascinated with fabrics and window treatments and recipes involving fava beans and minced scallions. Usually my wife handles this, and I devote myself to larger matters, the coming crisis in health care, that sort of thing, but the heat wave throws everything off.Ĭold weather stimulates a man. And now I’m all caught up in the question of what color sheets to buy. I had meant to take up the Middle East today, but my analytical powers have wilted in the heat, and it is all I can do to get the recycling out to the curb and take the car in for an oil change. ![]()
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